Comic: Super Soldiers 9/7/26

I can’t make this up:

Testosterone Testing: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn0nlx18rz0o

UFC Requirements: https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2026/06/03/troops-attending-white-house-ufc-event-must-meet-physical-standards-pay-for-travel/

Bain Cartoon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bUl9YeRQ7Q